For those who saw my Twitter question - Bloatyheaditis or Catoongastitis, here is the reason for it:

On her FIRST day at work, she was presented with that interesting dilemma. What you would chose? For those that chose Bloatyheaditis, congratulations! You're patient is cured. For those who thought they were being a bit silly and suffering from nothing more than Catoongastitis, well, the family is over that way and you can go explain their recent loss.

:)